No exceptions
Internet Rule #34(English: Internet Rule #34) is one of the internet rules summarized by the English-speaking internet community. The general meaning is "Anything that exists or is imaginable will be associated with pornography, no exceptions."Everything can be H
Introduction
Some people have summarized dozens of rules or laws for the internet, among whichRule 34(English:Rule 34), namely:
| “ | If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions. | ” |
means "As long as something exists, there exists relatedpornographyMono-, no exceptions."
Originally, it might have just been used to describe the prevalence of internet pornography, but after this rule spread, more and more people discovered that it actually reveals the depths of human desire.
Countless peopleespeciallya certain website's usersare exhausting their creativity to perform [pornification] on anythingGirlification、anthropomorphic, providing more evidence for Rule 34; these people are also known as Rule 34 artists. In their eyes, anything can bepornographysexualized.
In usage, "no exceptions" is often omitted.But everyone knows.
This entire world can no longerCan't look directly at ita high school student.
If something associated with pornography is not particularly closely related to everyday life itself, then its relationship with pornography will be easy to form but hard to break.
Origin
As early as 2006, various websites and forums in the English online community were already trying to fabricate and conceive a set of rules that the entire internet could follow. Taking this as a lead, the user community of Encyclopedia Dramatica, a fairly old internet slang wiki-style forum, released a set of internet rules up to the 50th rule, claiming there were 48, but actually only 18 when counted. Most were characterized by an unserious attitude and grammatical errors. Among them, Rule 34 (the second one when counting down) stated "There is porn of it, no exceptions."
These 48 rules were deleted from the site on January 10, 2007.
Since then, various website communities have begun the development of internet rules. The most widely known version circulated onhere, and even the domain name specifies it as "Rules of the Internet" (hereinafter referred to as the "domain version"). The most "official" version was recreated by the Encyclopedia Dramatica community in June 2012, with a total of 47 rules. Both versions have Rule 34, "There is porn of it, no exceptions."
And because the original version had the memorable Rule 34, almost all current website versions have a similar rule, and it is always in the 34th position.
Nowadays, the Rules of the Internet usually refer to the domain version for convenience.
Related Rules of the Internet
In versions that include Rule 34, there is almost always a Rule 35, which is "If no porn is found of it, it will be made.", meaning "If there is currently no relatedpornographic material, there will be eventually."
In the domain version, due to the vast number of sub-rules under the main rules, these two have the following extensions (i.e., various forms of "what will come, will come"):
| Rules 34 and 35 of the domain version |
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34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. rule 34 zelda pokemon rule 34, south park rule 34, reddit rule 34 (There is pornpornographic materialof it, no exceptions. There are also corresponding Rule 34s for The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, South Park, and Reddit) 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions. (There are pony versions of it, no exceptions.) 34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it. (If it exists, there will be an app for it.) 34.4. If it exists, there is a YouTube of it. (If it exists, there will be a YouTube video of it.) 34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it. (If it exists, there will be a Lego set of it.) 34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it. (If it exists and isn't inMinecraftMinecraft, there will also be a crafting idea video related to it.[1]。） 34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube. (Anything that exists will have a YouTube parody video related to it.) 34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it. (Anything that exists will have a certain Pokemon based on it.) 34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions. (Any music will have its dubstep (dubstep)[2]remix, no exceptions.) 34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet. (Anything that makes you exclaim "that's so me" will exist on the internet.) 34.99. There is a Mario Paint Composer version of it. (There is a Mario Paint Composer version of its music[3]。） 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. (If there is currently no porn related to it,pornographic material, there will be sooner or later.) 35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made. (If there is currently no pony related to it, there will be sooner or later.) 35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made. (If there is currently no app related to it, there will be sooner or later.) 35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped. (If there is no poop now, it will be pooped sooner or later.) 35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one. (If there is currently no Lego set related to it, go make one yourself.) 35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube. (If this exists within Minecraft, its crafting idea video will be shoved into the most remote corners of YouTube.) 35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one. (If there is currently no relatedderivative works, go make one yourself.) 35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it. (If there is currently no Pokémon based on it, there is (or will be) an Anymon based on it.[4]） 35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made. (If there is currently no related dubstep music, there will be sooner or later.) 35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight. (If it is not on the internet now, it will definitely be there by midnight (another interpretation is "that must be because it's already midnight and people are still not online").) 35.99. If no mario paint composer version is found of it, it will be made. (If there is currently no related Mario Paint Composer version, there will be sooner or later.) 35∞. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time. (Currently, the number of objects and situations that have not yet beenporn-ifiedis plummeting.) |
| Extensions in China |
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34.NPK. Every piece of music has a correspondingJinkelaremix. 35.NPK. If there isn't one, it's because it's still in production. |
Usage Examples
It can usually be used upon seeing any image, though it's typically used for images with a bit of suggestiveness.
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When you seeTemplate:Sexual_slangany entry in.
When you find that any character can be searched foreroToDoujinshi.
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Teaching assistant character in high school geography books:Danxia's fan art
“Everything in the world is about sex.”——Oscar Wilde
Notes
- ↑ Bratty kids often post their own crafting ideas on YouTube, hoping that Mojang will notice and add them to the game one day.
- ↑ A polarizing electronic music style. Originating in 1990s Britain, it is named for its tight and fast rhythms, drum beats, and deep double-melody electronic sounds. Many live streaming rooms favor this type of electronic music.
- ↑ Mario Paint Composer, a software that uses Mario's 8-bit sound effects and changes hertz to create music, similar to MIDI software.
- ↑ It is likely a fictional word.